blamper 

someone who smells like blamps.

Man, is Bob a blamper!

blamper by Holly October 11, 2003

blammer 

Gun, usually a large caliber weapon.

Ay cuz, better grab the blammer, this ninja over here is looking like he might need to get served.

blammer by ceerip707 February 8, 2018

Blampee 

Used to describe someone who is an insatiable attention whore.

"Wtf is wrong with that guy"?
"He's acting like such a blampee" !!!

Blampee by Truth observer November 9, 2020

Blampire 

A Blonde Vampire.

Ali said, "I was at the KE$HA concert last night and I thought she was sprinkling glitter on the stage, but it turns out it was blood..."

Bjorn, "Oh, don't you know that KE$HA is a Blampire?"

Blampire by Aliwishus April 4, 2013

blumperbating

masturbating while taking a shit

Are you kidding dude? Blumperbating's the best!

blumperbating by Baker146 January 13, 2011

Blapper 

A loud v-twin motorcycle, typically a Harley-Davidson, whose exhaust note makes a "blap-blap-blap-blap" sound.

Plug your ears, here comes a buncha grey-beards on their blappers.

Blapper by Archetyp0 July 7, 2021

bampersand 

Derived from b&, derived from band, derived from banned.
The & sign is known as an "ampersand."

Bampersand his ass!

bampersand by blank June 19, 2004