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Blampire 

a mixture of bat and octopus in which smells like cheese.
What's that smell? Oh my gosh it's a blampire!!
Blampire by Blampire101 December 10, 2011
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a baby vampire (baby + vampire = bampire); refers to nocturnal or crepuscular infants with milk digestion issues (we know what they really want... BLOOD)
Because the bampire had not yet grown his fangs, his grandmother opened a vein for him.
bampire by Ingrid Crantz April 11, 2011

Woody blamire 

When someone has a big penis
He has a woody Blamire
Woody blamire by Joemama2405 November 25, 2022
When bitten by a brampire 12 hours after the infection causes the urge to buy polos sperrys and golf shorts. 16 hours after infection words like bro sweet wicked legit and classy spray out somewhere in every sentence. 24 hours after they are completely turned and become a total douche bag.
Dude have you seen cody?
Yea I think he got bit by a brampire.
How do you know?
He's wearing polo shoes!
brampire by neeshabroochil64 June 22, 2010
Someone who you dont know if they are a vampire, but they totally could be
Hey Verita, Alex is totally a vampire.
Well maybe Fox, but for now he is just a Bampire
Bampire by Limp_potat January 20, 2020

Ava Blamire 

A girl who has dreams to the best she can possibly be and has a heart of gold. She is clever, creative, selfless and sensitive. Make sure to treasure her as u may not know what she is going through.
Who is Ava Blamire?
The kindest soul you’ll ever meet.
Ava Blamire by Sunshine_rose August 8, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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