Bamper
Bamper by MeestaMasta November 11, 2013
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BAMPED
"Man, when I'm stuck I always ask myself WWJD - What Would Jesus Do?"
"Yo, FTS man - Fuck That Shit. BAMPED!"
"Yo, FTS man - Fuck That Shit. BAMPED!"
BAMPED by Marley Davidson September 24, 2019
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Bamper • bamperman • bampersand • Bumper • bammer • bumper stickers • bumpercar • Bamber • Bapper • bumper humper
Belly Bumper
A belly bumper is a person who is unmotivated, lazy and/or lacks any sense of completion. A person who possesses this type of behavior can partake in said belly bumping activities.
A belly bump is also the clear act of two belly bumpers uniting!
A belly bump is also the clear act of two belly bumpers uniting!
That guy just belly bumped his way through work today!
Did you see those guys have an old fashioned belly bump.
He’s nothing but a belly bumper.
Did you see those guys have an old fashioned belly bump.
He’s nothing but a belly bumper.
Belly Bumper by Mowing Money January 3, 2020
Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack
The complete discography of Biffy Clyro, including previously unreleased material, comes with some hefty condoms so you can be buttfucked or buttfuck someone whilst the albums play in the background, help me captain of, your crippled asshole.
Hey Dan, I've just bought the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack, so you better bend over and prepare to have your hole wrecked.
Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack by AnonymousTrevor November 20, 2018
bumper bitch
A bumper bitch is the stupid ass mother fucker who gets in the smallest fender bender accident ever on the busiest street in existence, yet proceeds to leave the vehicle parked in the middle of the goddamn road in complete ignorance or in hopes of several thousand cars behind him slamming on their brakes trying to avoid a catastrophic pile-up.
I just got out of the ICU having broken my neck from rolling my mother fucking car while trying to avoid the goddamn bumper bitch hanging out in the middle of the freeway. Next time I see a bumper bitch, I'll slap that fucker's face from my driver's seat as he stares at me in bewilderment with his head through my windshield.
bumper bitch by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016
bamberski
-verb
1. to kidnap someone convicted in absentia, and deposit them on the courthouse steps for processing.
After André Bamberski, who successfully employed this tactic on his daughter's killer.
1. to kidnap someone convicted in absentia, and deposit them on the courthouse steps for processing.
After André Bamberski, who successfully employed this tactic on his daughter's killer.
He raped my niece in El Paso, then ran back to Juárez. The DA couldn't extradite him, so I had to bamberski the piece of shit.
bamberski by let's make it a trend October 21, 2009
bamberg
Student 1: Dude, I've been watching this lecture video for an hour, and I have no idea what a manifold is.
Student 2: You just got bamberged.
Student 2: You just got bamberged.
bamberg by Bamberg banger December 16, 2009
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