5 definitions by ceerip707

First Jolt

First trip to state prison, used by inmates in the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation. Mostly used by cons who have been to prison at least twice, to denote their very first trip to the pen.

I remember the when I hit the mainline in Quentin on my first jolt, that place is fucking rockin'!

by ceerip707 January 14, 2018

blappers

Diarrhea. Hershey Squirts. The Runs.

Man, I ate hella beans last night and now I got the blappers, hope there's still some TP left...

by ceerip707 February 9, 2018

lackadickatnightus

Lackadickatnightus (n) noun. When a woman or man is suffering from an unexpected pause in regular nightly sexual penetration by a penis.

Bill left Carrie last week and she's been acting like a little bitch!
Yeah? sounds like she's gotta case of Lackadickatnightus, and you know how desperate they are when it gets like that!

by ceerip707 October 24, 2017

Hot Flepper Soup

Hot Flepper Soup is a soup made with only flour, pepper and water. It could also be described as a really thin roux.

1/4 cup AP flour
1 Tbsp(or more, depending on taste) of black pepper flakes.
1 1/2 cups of water

Take a small pot and place over medium heat.
Add flour and pepper.
Slowly pour water over the flepper mixture and until it becomes the consistency of glue.

Let simmer for 45 seconds.
Add rest of water slowly, let come to a boil for 15 -25 seconds then remove from heat.
Let cool for 3-5 minutes.
Eat. Enjoy.

I was so broke last week that all I could afford to eat was some hot flepper soup!

by ceerip707 February 10, 2019

blammer

Gun, usually a large caliber weapon.

Ay cuz, better grab the blammer, this ninja over here is looking like he might need to get served.

by ceerip707 February 9, 2018