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Baldwinito 

The offspring of delusional parents who pretend they and their children are of a certain nationality; especially in the context of those who pretend to be Hispanic / Spanish.
It’s Cinco De Mayo, parents: “Baldwinitos come have some, how do you say in English, cucumber sandwiches.”

Kids looking at the maracas and stick on moustache in disgust: “The Hilaria Baldwin joke is so 2020. Is she still pretending to be Spanish?”
Baldwinito by RillyNice November 27, 2021

Alec Baldwin

V To accidentally shoot the cinematographer with a live firearm, without ensuring that the weapon was clear and was not loaded.
I'm gonna Alec Baldwin this chick
Alec Baldwin by FreeSpeech_ October 28, 2021

mr.baldwin 

He is a ugly ass bitch teacher that has no friends and needs help
mr.baldwin by Soso_112678 February 20, 2019

Baldwin City

A tiny, tiny town. Yeah, it may be small.. But mostly everyone is friends here. There are no gangs, big crime. Most kids don't realize how nice it is to grow up in a calm place. Sure, its not that entertaining and fun, but that's what Lawrence is for. Our school is pretty mellow- there's not a lot of drama, and its a fairly happy enviroment. We have a few little stores, sonic, gas stations, a pool, and all that good stuff. It could be worse, guys.. It could be worse.
You grew up in.. Baldwin City?
Yeah! It was a nice childhood, now that I think about it.
Baldwin City by CloudZero July 19, 2012

Hailey Baldwin 

A 21 years old American model who is ugly, whore and a diva. She's famous because of Justin Bieber, Kylie Jenner, Gigi Hadid, her dad and uncle. She also shades and hates on Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift because she's jealous
-Look at that duck!

-Oh you mean Hailey Baldwin!

Hailey Baldwin 

A fake short model with no boobs. Only famous because she was one of Justin Biebers ex-flings. Hailey Baldwin was made because of scooter Braun giving Hailey PROMO. Hailey Rhode Baldwin is now Known as Justin Biebers fiancé.
Hailey Baldwin by Yo moms a hoe July 30, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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