The offspring of delusional parents who pretend they and their children are of a certain nationality; especially in the context of those who pretend to be Hispanic / Spanish.
It’s Cinco De Mayo, parents: “Baldwinitos come have some, how do you say in English, cucumber sandwiches.”
Kids looking at the maracas and stick on moustache in disgust: “The Hilaria Baldwin joke is so 2020. Is she still pretending to be Spanish?”
Kids looking at the maracas and stick on moustache in disgust: “The Hilaria Baldwin joke is so 2020. Is she still pretending to be Spanish?”
by RillyNice November 27, 2021
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Robert rushes home from class every day to make sure that he does not miss his favorite soap oprah, The Bold and the Beautiful...."I will just die if I can't see Deacon today, I will just die!!!!"
by tuna&shitbird January 8, 2005
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by nat November 9, 2003
Get the baldwino mug.1. To avoid taking personal responsibility by claiming that your errors were inevitable.
2. To flip the script on others, recasting yourself in the heroic role against the system which caused you to commit harm.
Baldwinizing does not require a legitimate change of opinion (like Morton Downey Jr. on smoking) or even a pretense of changing one's opinion (see Elridge Cleaver).
2. To flip the script on others, recasting yourself in the heroic role against the system which caused you to commit harm.
Baldwinizing does not require a legitimate change of opinion (like Morton Downey Jr. on smoking) or even a pretense of changing one's opinion (see Elridge Cleaver).
"We need to create a more robust welfare program to protect the children of single mothers like me from falling into the hood life" baldwinized Mr. Williamson upon his parole hearing, having earned his PhD. in Education and African Studies while serving a 25 year sentence for triple homicide. (He begins his tenure as a professor of Ethics at the Nebraska Coastal University on Tuesday.)
"We have to ban prop guns and switch to rubber guns" baldwinized the sweaty producer, "and I call on you pathetic sinners to fully support legislation to do so."
"We have to ban prop guns and switch to rubber guns" baldwinized the sweaty producer, "and I call on you pathetic sinners to fully support legislation to do so."
by barry b November 1, 2021
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I got a vasectomy so I thought I was shooting blanks but I ended up Baldwining her. Guess I'm still firing live rounds.
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