blacktools

BlackTools is the most complete channel management tcl script who can manage channels from all the IRC networks, although some modules are specifically designed only for Undernet network. Offers everything you need for you to start using your eggdrop by having a lots of commands, protections, modules that make your channel more safe and your life easier.

BlackTools TCL Project, BlackTools TCL Script

blacktools by tclscripts December 7, 2017

Like Blackpool illuminations 

When you leave lots of lights switched on in your house and your Mum says its like blackpool illuminations. Particuarly those who come from the north of england will understand

Switch the lights off it's like blackpool illuminations in here!

Like Blackpool illuminations by FerrettBalloons October 5, 2016

a day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach 

A day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach is a dangerous sex act. The participants visit a beach when the tide is coming in. One participant is buried in the sand near the sea so that only their head is visible. The other participant proceeds to masturbate whilst looking at their face. In order to assist the masturbator, the buried participant usually makes sexy faces at them. These faces become increasingly desperate as the tide begins to sweep around their head. The aim of the game is to ensure that the masturbator comes before the tide engulfs the buried participant. Once the masturbator has come, he/she will help to dig out and free the buried participant. The game is played by those who are aroused by risk and desperation.

Kate: Would anyone like to do a day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach?

a day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach by 00moon00 July 21, 2019

Blacktooth Grin 

An alcoholic beverage created by late Pantera guitarist Dimebag Darrel. It is Whiskey with a splash of Coke. The drink is named after a line in the Megadeth song "Sweating Bullets."

Someday you will know my pain, and smile its blacktooth grin.

"Megadeth," "Sweating Bullets"

Blacktooth Grin by Matt2.0 November 8, 2008

Blackpool Sandwich 

Another name for a ladies genitals, but one from a particularly scabby lady. Similar to the Australian 'Raw Prawn Sarnie' but for low life fat sweaty people who will most likely turn up on Jeremy Kyle or similar chat show's discussing how their partner cheated on them with next doors dog.

The distinctive part of a Blackpool sandwich is the smell, which much like the city is named after, smells of a mix of rotten fish and sewage.

Ohhhh bloody nora lass, close your legs i can smell your blackpool sandwich

Blackpool Sandwich by Don Cheeseman October 28, 2014

Blackpool 

Soul-destroying grey seaside town which has cleaner sewage than beach water.

Has the highest number of drug addicts in UK.

High rate of litter.

Has at least 2 Cash Converters, where you can convert stolen goods into drugs.

Blackpool tower, the rejected offspring of the Eifel tower, which has unique magnetic properties that not only attract metallic bling, but also baseball caps and tracksuits from around the country. (Unlike the Eifel tower, which attracts tourists from around the globe).

A brilliantly named "bargain booze" can be found on almost every street.

Ranks somewhere in the middle of the top ten worst towns / cities for unemployment.

Residents typically support Man Utd. However, when the local team started to squeeze its way into the premier league, many became "dual" supporters of both teams.

Common local slang includes "'Ere ye are" which typically translates to "excuse me", but can also be used alternatively when antagonizing someone. (Emphasis on the "H" not being pronounced).

Whistling is considered a talent.

Only place in the UK where you'll hear / see more fireworks on the 4th November than you will on the 5th.

Speaking in basic English, not smoking, or not acting like a general twat will render you a "posh cunt".

War memorial now gets traditionally desecrated at least once a year, as of last decade.

Hordes of generic, big-eared youths.

Typical Blackpool chav: "'Ere ye are m8 you gorra spare fag?"

Presumed "posh cunt": "No, I don't smoke"

Typical Blackpool chav: "'Ere ye are, you taking the piss? 'Ere ye are, 'ere ye are, 'ere ye are".

Blackpool by Rofluppagus November 8, 2011

Blackpool Bling 

Generally defined as awful and tacky costume jewellery that pikeys and chavs consider to be like wearing a Cartier necklace. In most cases the cheap quality Argos jewellery is studded with huge fake stones presumably to try and distract the unfortunate onlooker away from the hideously disturbing vision that is wearing it.

Usual examples include ragdolls and clowns (with fully poseable joints) and have evolved to include pendants showing schoolgirls pushing pushchairs (presuambly to appeal to the mainstream audience of said jewellery)

Blackpool Bling by LuC.K8 November 14, 2004