blackophobia
blackophobia by CASonOvA tha GREAT May 13, 2005
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blackophobia
Inferior but more politically correct form of, "negrophobia." The latter may land you in hot water with the Black Panther/NWA croud, but it's so much more poetic and flowing it's worth the risk.
Bad Cracker: Aw dude, watch your wallet man! Here come some black men!
Good Cracker: You got some mad blackophobia there. **punch**
Good Cracker: You got some mad blackophobia there. **punch**
blackophobia by Macadaciouse June 21, 2005
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Barackophobia
Similar to arachnophobia or acrophobia, barackophobia is the strong, irrational, overwhelming fear of Barack Obama. Sufferers experience a wide variety of symptoms, such as sweating, jumpiness, trembling, anxiety, shitting their pants, accidentally jizzing their pants without warning, hallucinations, sudden cardiac arrest, depression, insomnia, strokes and not being able to control when or where they fart. Although people disliking Obama is common, it becomes a phobia when one purposefully avoids watching the news out of fear for seeing Obama. There is, sadly, no known cure to barackophobia. Sufferers are often times prescribed medical marijuana, but that does not 'cure' barackophobia. There is still much for my team of advanced researchers and I to discover about this puzzling mental condition. Perhaps, one day, we will cure this terrible condition so sufferers can live a comfortable, normal life again.
"Did you see the video where Barack Obama touched dicks with Mitt Romney, bro?"
"No, I didn't, man. I already told you that I have barackophobia."
"No, I didn't, man. I already told you that I have barackophobia."
Barackophobia by McFloppycock July 11, 2015
Blackaphobia
Having the fear of black people being around you, people with blackaphobia usually tend to stay away from KFC, Waffel houses, and the ghetto.
Guy 1: Hey can you pick me up?
Guy 2: Where you stay at?
Guy 1: The ghetto
Guy 2: FUCK that, there are black people there! And i have Blackaphobia.
Guy 2: Where you stay at?
Guy 1: The ghetto
Guy 2: FUCK that, there are black people there! And i have Blackaphobia.
Blackaphobia by JustAnotherMexican June 29, 2011
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