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baconophobia 

n. Fear of Roblox bacons.
Originally named beluxophobia.
Bacon: Hello th-

Some random guy: AHH GO AWAY FROM ME I HAVE BACONOPHOBIA
baconophobia by ThePhobiaGuy May 12, 2021

Baracknophobia 

"I cannot vote for Barack Obama again in 2012, I have Baracknophobia - A fear of four more years."
Baracknophobia by HardTimes July 27, 2012

Baracknophobia 

Hilary Clinton Supporter: "Barack Obama has no experience!"

Psychiatrist: "I'm afraid you have a mild case of Baracknophobia..."
Baracknophobia by Jessica Poolt January 12, 2009

Baracknophobia 

The irrational fear of hope. Refers to Barack Obama. Usually refers not to policy differences with Barack Obama but to believing unproven Internet rumors (that he's a Muslim, that he wants to enslave white people, etc.).
"I don't have Baracknophobia. He's a Muslim!"--Anonymous Grandmother
Baracknophobia by JohnJF June 20, 2008

Baracknophobia 

The irrational fear of hope; the irrational fear that behind the mild-mannered facade, Barack Obama is intent on enslaving the white race.

The sickness manifests itself mostly through rumor, often in the form of the only E-mail your grandmother has ever been able to successfully forward.
Barack Obama has lady parts! NO. Baracknophobia.
Baracknophobia by jbaunach June 17, 2008

Baracknophobia 

The jealousy and/or fear of successful black people.
Billy Bob always locked his doors when driving down to Tyrone's house despite the fact that the latter lived in a mansion, was better educated and made significantly more money. His doctor correctly diagnosed him with "Baracknophobia."
Baracknophobia by Keko Jones August 16, 2011