blankophobia

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The fear of picnic blankets or the TTC school skirt.

As named by Jess and Macy on the 28.8.18

Example 1
me: I have blankophobia
Person: what is that?
me: its the fear of picnic blankets

Person: oh same

Example 2
me: i have blankophobia so i can't wear the skirt miss
teacher: what's blankophobia?
me: the fear of picnic blankets
teacher: what??
me: the school skirt looks like a picnic blanket so I cannot wear it without dying
teacher: write a note next time!

blankophobia by ihaveblankophobia August 28, 2018

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Blockophobia

Fear of blocks, cubes, and other square like shapes.

I have blockophobia.

Blockophobia by MondoBongoBig August 30, 2022

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Related Words

blankophobia • blancophobia • blackophobia • Bankophobia • blackaphobia • blackphobia • blockophobia • bancophobia • Bangophobia • beanophobia

blancophobic

Fear of white people.

My friend Jenny just finished her Gender Studies degree & told me she's not my friend anymore since I'm white. How blancophobic!

blancophobic by Devbrook June 29, 2019

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blackphobia

when black people are acting scary you run away but they are faster then you then they pull out the 9

Bro i think i got blackphobia since im scared of the black people on my block

blackphobia by ballsofanigga February 22, 2022

Bangophobia

The fear of failing an exam, which is from the words bang ( a slang popular among students without dirty minds to mean - failing an exam) and phobia, which means fear.

When used as a noun - Exam is here already and I have got bangophobia.
When used as an adjective - I get a bangophobic feeling every time I think of how complicated the course is.

Bangophobia by Uthang February 16, 2020

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Blackaphobia

Having the fear of black people being around you, people with blackaphobia usually tend to stay away from KFC, Waffel houses, and the ghetto.

Guy 1: Hey can you pick me up?

Guy 2: Where you stay at?

Guy 1: The ghetto

Guy 2: FUCK that, there are black people there! And i have Blackaphobia.

Blackaphobia by JustAnotherMexican June 29, 2011

blockophobia

the failure to grasp reality

Connor still thinks he is good at Fortnite, that immy definitely has blockophobia

blockophobia by Connor BLock March 27, 2021

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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