lee's definitions

kelpsy

a word I once heard a german porn star call his lover.

"Yam suck on meine scheisse you fucking dirty kelpsy!"

by Lee September 18, 2002

paranoia

the greatest player who ever played Tactical Ops used this name.

PaRaNoiA fucking owns

by Lee March 1, 2004

dia-peea

the piss and feces that accidently leaks out of your girlfriends ass after you surprise her during anal sex by urinating in her rectum

damn, jenny, you got dia-peea all over my pillowcase

by Lee April 6, 2005

Chester, PA

one of the top 50 wealthiest counties in the NE. a suburb south of philadelphia. home of mtv's jackass & viva la bam & longwood gardens. you'll fit right in with a SUV, membership at the dupont country club, & a lacoste polo (collar popped). the only place where girls will drive an hour to the king of prussia mall just to pick up the latest coach bag or to hit the abercrombie. weekends consist of clubbing in philly, getting wasted on daddy's grey goose in a lavish basement (hot tub, open bar, & theater), or driving to a beach house on the delaware shore.

"wessst chessster is the bessst chessster" - the chester girl's drunk call

by lee October 7, 2006

lanch

"LUNCH" as known by MRS SPRINGER, the Math Teacher who Attempted SUICIDE.

"Okay fowks, it's time to go to lanch"

by Lee October 24, 2003

forkin

A homosexual male who wishes to be Asian but is actually incredibly white. Generally displays gay movements and Caucasian cultural habits.

Man, he wouldn't be such a forkin if he didn't walk around like a fag all the time.

by Lee October 13, 2003

Maura

The most wonderful or beautiful girl you have ever seen; one of a kind

I met myself a Maura today

She is definitely a Maura

by Lee February 13, 2004