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Blacknoser 

(v) A corporate stooge who is a slave to his Blackberry in order to appear super dedicated to the company. Will send texts and e-mails to his boss and co-workers at all hours of the day to prove he is invaluable.

Inspired by the word 'brown-noser', someone whose nose is brown from kissing his boss's ass.
"Wow did you check your e-mail yet? Brent sent a bunch of messages to the project group from his Blackberry at 3 o'clock this morning."

"I'm not surprised! Brent is such a suck-up. He's a total Blacknoser."
Blacknoser by Black@Heart November 18, 2009
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Blacknoser 

(v) A corporate stooge who is a slave to his Blackberry in order to appear super dedicated to the company. Will send texts and e-mails to his boss and co-workers at all hours of the day to prove he is invaluable.

Inspired by the word 'brown-noser', someone whose nose is brown from kissing his boss's ass.
"Wow did you check your e-mail yet? Brent sent a bunch of messages to the project group from his Blackberry at 3 o'clock this morning."

"I'm not surprised! Brent is such a suck-up. He's a total Blacknoser."
Blacknoser by Black@Heart November 18, 2009

blacknose sheep

1. noun: A breed of white-wool, black-faced sheep native to the Valais region of Switzerland. Known in German as the Walliser Schwarznasenschaf. Often considered to be the cutest sheep in the world.
2. noun: A person who doesn't show their face often but is amazingly adorable and wonderfully cuddle-able.
1. I went to Switzerland and got to pet a blacknose sheep!
2. She's super cute! But rather shy. A real blacknose sheep.

blackpostrophe 

An often unnecessary apostrophe found in the given name of a person typically of African descent.
Damn Asia'h, why'd yo momma give you dat blackpostrophe in your name anyway?
blackpostrophe by Rytarn March 6, 2008

blackpostrophe 

An often unnecessary apostrophe found in the given name of a person typically of African descent.
Damn Asia'h, why'd yo momma give you dat blackpostrophe in your name?
blackpostrophe by Rytarn March 5, 2008

Blacknese 

The most asian and blackest person you'll ever meet
Blacknese by Geste Ornella March 17, 2018

blacktose intolerant 

Some who, while not outwardly racist, may have negative views towards African Americans. A reserved racist if you will.
"Its not that mom wants to lynch Barack or anything, she just wont vote for him even though he is the best guy. she was raised during the jim crow times and is still a little blacktose intolerant. but shes not a racist."
blacktose intolerant by ninjarlou January 26, 2008