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Sirius Blackness 

The deep, dark depression one sinks into upon finishing the fifth Harry Potter book. The mood is characterized by a feeling of intense loss, loneliness, and hopelessness. Essentially, there is a deep black chasm somewhere near the heart.
Concerned Friend: What's wrong with Ted? Has he been crying?!
Wise Friend: He's fell into Sirius Blackness. I'll give him some chocolate.
Sirius Blackness by yumfudge July 26, 2011

Unnecessary Blackness 

a Football penalty becoming more common by the day.
Jaron toasts Corey on a corner route

Corey: Dude, no touchdown. Penalty on that play.

Jaron: what the hell! For what?

Corey: Unnecessary Blackness, 15 yards.

blacknesia 

When one believes oneself to be black. When in actuality one's skin color is not black, but often white.
"Damn, that mothafucker has blacknesia!"
blacknesia by Dave Herne May 24, 2008

blackcessorize 

when a guy is wearing all matching clothes.example: red cap,red jersey,red pants,and red shoes.and of course a lot of gold!
That fool must be a spurs fanatic he's blackcessorized in black and silver from the ground to his grill!
blackcessorize by rey man May 2, 2006

Blackness monster

A blackness monster is the blackest person in the pool.
Swim away! It's the blackness monster.

Blacknese 

The most asian and blackest person you'll ever meet
Blacknese by Geste Ornella March 17, 2018