"can I have a latte please, counter monkey?" - followed by Blackitude - shrugging of shoulders, 'hip
hop' style disabled strut, teeth sucking and 30 minute production time for latte by said counter monkey.
If while riding a
bus the driver applies the brakes suddenly to avoid a collision this
will likely cause a cacophany of teeth sucking creating the atmosphere of an aviary inside the
bus. Most likely to happen in East London, especially Hackney.