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blackitist 

A white elderly middle school science teacher who favors black people over white people. Especially when it comes to the science fair.
Blackitist: Why didn't you do your science project?
Travis: I aint' got nothin' to say.
Blackitist: Ok, go sit down. Next.
John: I didn't do it.
Blackitist: You mother f****r I'm gonna kill you, this is one time too many!
blackitist by Thorp[db] January 25, 2009

blactivist 

A person who will go halfway across the country to protest racial injustice while in his own hood blacks are killing blacks.
I went to Louisiana to fight racism did any thing happen while I was gone? Not really 3 kids were shot and killed. Shit well nobody said that being a blactivist would be easy.
blactivist by benth April 23, 2008

blacklist 

1. a list of banned or undesirable people

2. to put someone on a list of banned or undesirable people
It seems that there are too many counties out there that will blacklist you if you are a citizen and disagree with them.

blacklisted 

to get rid of someone, not talk to anymore, pretend you never met them
After she cheated on me, she was blacklisted from me and all my friends
blacklisted by blaklistd December 9, 2008

Blacklist 

A list of individuals that are to be punished or killed.
You're so on my blacklist.

blacklist 

To be denied services/participation from certain activities. Usually caused by disagreeable acts against a person, government, or something stupid you did.
Jim's Story:

After getting out of prison, Jimmy couldn't get a job anywhere but McDonalds. He felt he was blacklisted from any work other than crime or a McJob, so he went back to crime by stealing their chicken nuggets.
blacklist by Allen75 April 28, 2010

Blacktastic 

Rapper name for white guy named Will Stamper, a guy who designs the site www.newgrounds.com
"This is Stamper, A.K.A. Blacktastic"
Blacktastic by Freddie March 29, 2005
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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