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blackburned 

Technical jargon for when something is totally fucked up, and not able to be fixed ever ever
Craig really blackburned that work order..He can go hug a root
blackburned by RootHugger September 14, 2012
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Tyler Blackburn 

Tyler Blackburn, born and raised in Los Angeles, California, plays Hanna Marin's (Ashley Benson) boyfriend Caleb Rivers, the hottest bad boy in history of teen show dramas, in the ABCFamily hit show Pretty Little Liars.

Tyler is best known for his luscious locks, grungy look, freaking gorgeous eyes and killer smile. He is super hot, funny, adorable AND talented. Tyler is called by some Johnny Depp's second coming.

His character was created by Marlene King and quickly became the biggest BAMF in Rosewood with the best lines. Caleb is the best/sexiest half of Haleb, the Pretty Little Liars' perfect OTP.

Tyler is so badass that fangirls created the word OMT (originally OMG - the G for God has been replaced with a T for Tyler).
Girl 1: "Tyler Blackburn is such a hot mofo, I could look at him for days."

Girl 2: "OMT. Caleb is DA BOMB."
Tyler Blackburn by Corinna&Hanna October 13, 2011

backburner 

used to describe a boy or girl of slight interest who isn't exactly qualified to date at the moment, but may come in handy later. thus one places them on the "back burner," keeping them warm (subtle flirting, etc.), until you're ready to chow down (i.e. date, talk, hang out with when one has nothing else to do, etc.)
"Yea Tom is acting like a dick tonight, but I have Joe on the backburner, I think I'll give him a call."
backburner by Melissa C. January 4, 2008

Marsha Blackburn 

John: Hey, uhh, Nate?

Nate: What?

John: Someone just took a giant shit and clogged the toilet.

Nate: Oh god, not another Marsha Blackburn...
Marsha Blackburn by agoofymovie January 24, 2022

Mr Blackburn 

A Mr blackburn is a opp teacher if he captures you he will give u a detention for tieing your shoe the wrong way rom his name we can tell that is answstors used to burn black people on a stake and now that they cant do that they decide to torment little kids in school his hair looks like ashy coal and he will some how twist the intire world against u for wearing ur coat in winter. never question him or he will make u regret it for the rest of ur life
dont look in to mr blackburns eyes are u will burn
Mr Blackburn by MONKEY26262626 April 8, 2022

Katie's Blackburn 

A terrible STD discovered in 1992 among the lesbians of Pittsburgh. It is extremely foul and lies dormant until disturbed, but once awakened, its wrath is unstoppable. Characterized by turbans and outfits worn the previous night. Often becomes delusional when fed alcohol. The only known treatment is sex with straight women.
Don't wake Katie's Blackburn, pee in the alley!
Katie's Blackburn by Queen Lesbian October 7, 2011

Blackburn 

1. A large town in east Lancashire, UK.

2. The British multicultural "dream" gone horribly wrong. A roughly 80% white and 20% Asian (of the Pakistani-heritage, Muslim variety) town.. the two groups seem so distant from each other we might as well call it apartheid.
You have more chance of seeing Elvis than a white and Asian person having a conversation in the town centre.
Both groups can pander to the worst possible stereotypes you could imagine.
There is a race problem in the town, it's just people, whether the man in the street, or MP Jack Straw won't step up and admit to it.

3. One of the only towns that thought it a good idea to close down the main town centre nightclub, and then launch a new one on the top of... a multi-storey car park. Genius.
(The place where a close friend of mine was beaten up for the hideous crime of getting into the wrong taxi by some stupid, well.. walking abortions chavettes.. one of them had a child, I would put the poor kid into care myself...)

4. A town where a minority of fairly cool people, especially the younger generation, live, although those with sense often move away when they're old enough.

5. Every bad British 2000s stereotype you could imagine rolled into one. Like the lyrics of I Predict A Riot by the Kaiser Chiefs coming true.

6. Preston nearby isn't exactly Hollywood, but hell, this place makes it look like it.

7. The awful, god-forsaken place people have to waste time sitting around at to change trains travelling to Preston from the east.

8. A place which is supposed to be a shining example of the "good ol', ey' up chuck" salt-of-the-earth Northwest.. hmm, apart from some of the older generation, I've yet to be convinced.
"Blackburn is a compact and friendly northern town" - The Football Fans' Guide, 1996

Bollocks to that! Have you ever been up Roman Road/Higher Croft?!
Blackburn by The Secret Wordsmith September 10, 2005
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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