Schrödinger's friendly

When a player in an online PVP game (usually an FPS like TF2) claims to be friendly in order to avoid being killed, then proceeds to kill other players.
BLU Scout: *kills RED Scout*
RED: WTF DUDE IM FRIENDLY!!!!!!1!!!1!!
BLU: Bro, I saw you shooting at our team's Engineer. You're a Schrödinger's friendly.
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Marsha Blackburn

John: Hey, uhh, Nate?

Nate: What?

John: Someone just took a giant shit and clogged the toilet.

Nate: Oh god, not another Marsha Blackburn...
by agoofymovie January 24, 2022
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