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black magaic 

Dipping your member in Askeys treat milk chocolate sauce, then allowing the said sauce to harden beyond a paste. the perform rogering of the one who makes your hair stand on ends. See also Spider-man Lion King
"Becky would you like to do Black Magaic with me"
black magaic by Oliver Barnes December 19, 2018
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Black Magician Girl 

One word...HOT.
Her boobs are big too.
Black Magician Girl is sexy...

Black Magician Girl 

A female Black Magician in Yugioh.
Called Dark Magician Girl in dub version.
Her attack is okay but her defense is mediocre.
Black Magician Girl by sommers October 29, 2004

Black Magic Fuckery 

The weirdest form of picture you'll ever fucking see. Like seeing Paris Hilton shopping at Wal-Mart for clothes, or Charlie Sheen actually losing. You just don't see imagine it ever happening.

Black Magic = Voodo or some shit

Fuckery = Fucking all that shit up
Person 1: "Dude I just saw Hitler flying a magic carpet"
Person 2: "NO FUCKIN WAY MAN"
Person 1: "There's some Black Magic Fuckery up in here"

black magic

Black magic is an ancient art of magic that dates back to the dawn of mankind's questional ability to psychic powers and domination of others through incantation.

Black magic's main use is to hurt others that the sorcerer deems unworthy, inhuman, and in need of pain through psychic visualisation and realisation of Universal law and movement along with group incantation.

It can found to be used without incantation. Incantation was a form used by people in group settings so that magic could multiply among its users.

When one uses black magic the pain brought back to the caster of the spell uses inflicts damage that is twice as worse upon themselves.

This is why a dark wizard must be a very very very cold hearted bastard and not care about anyone or anything around them, even their own life.
My mom lost her job after I cursed a female I hated. Funny enough, Nikki lost her job too.
black magic by Kamisama May 24, 2005

Black Magic

The "stuff" people use to get them selves out of any situation
"How'd you get away from the feds"
"I used black magic"
Black Magic by Iam__btlxvi October 5, 2016

black magic

1) using spells or psychic abilities to manipulate the powers of the universe to serve your own interests. Frowned on by most people since sometimes involves hurting somebody else or you will get you wanted but it will come true in a way you didn't expect or have bad consequences that come with it
2) A fancy brand of chocolate
3) A brand of "smokeable incense", along with "Spice", "K2", or "Happy Hour". These blends are now illegal in most civilized places.
4) old school Slayer song
5) great sex with a handsome black man
1) Stacey tried a black magic spell her grandmother showed her and several weeks later the girl who was bullying her was killed in a brutal car accident
2) I got my girlfriend a box of Black Magic, she better give me some later.
3) One hit of that black magic and I feel very weird
4) Slayer played their song "Black Magic" and the crowd went apeshit
5) While most white boys were okay in bed, the only thing that could truly satasfy Katie was some of Shemar's black magic
black magic by Prince_Of_Kingston November 20, 2013
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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