blaats

Alternative term for "blatently", often combined with mate.

Yeh mate, blaats.

by Tommy G September 13, 2003

Blyatskrieg

The Russian military strategy (popularized by Vladimir Putin) of sending in a first wave of soldiers without telling them where they are going or what they are doing, leading to a lack of organization and embarrassing failures.

A play on the word "Blitzkrieg" (from Blitz 'lightning' + Krieg 'war')—a military doctrine of conducting fast, concentrated assaults; and "Blyat" (cyrillic: блять)—a Russian expletive used in a similar manner to "fuck" or "shit".

Ukrainian Soldier 1: "Did you hear about what happened this morning?"
Ukrainian Soldier 2: "No, what happened?"
Ukrainian Soldier 1: "A Russian convoy ran out of fuel after getting lost. We captured three T-72 tanks, 6 BTR-3's, and several fuel trucks."
Ukrainian Soldier 2: "Blyatskrieg at its finest!"

by acsdog March 3, 2022

Blatas

When someone becomes so overcome with neurosis they simultaneously shit their pants and ejaculate.

While waiting for Chase to enter him, Bill became so anxious that he Blatased all over the San Franciscan bath house.

by Blatas May 20, 2015

blatstein

To lambaste, berate and embarass to the highest degree

I was totally and utterly blatsteined the other day, when the newspaper wrote that scathing editorial about me.

by The Daily P November 18, 2005

Buzz Blasts

The best tasting cereal ever created! It taste amazing. Unfortunately they stopped selling a few years ago. This cereal is based on Buzz Lightyear from the movie Toy Story.

I love eating buzz blasts cereal for breakfast

by tatomuck1 March 4, 2009

whatever bloats your goat

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat"

Idiom meaning, "Do what you will."

You're going to have sex with that chicken? Hey man, whatever bloats your goat.

by The Immanent Eminent Sage December 9, 2004

Blants

From the BBC Television series of "Look Around You"

Bless you ants. Blants.

by speedwell81 April 16, 2005