Bless you

said after someone sneezes because it is believed the sneeze is when their soul leaves their body

Lee "Ahhhchooo"
Briony "Bless you"
Lee "Thank you, now the devil can't possess my body."

by Origin Guru August 10, 2009

Bless you

When you sneeze your sole is trying to escape your body by saying "bless you" your sole gets shoved back in to your body where it remains for all eternity, if some one dosent say bless you, your f**ked

Bob:achooooi
Cameron:bless you
Bob:thanks for shoving my sole back in my body!
Cameron:ummm ok (I need new friends)
Bob:hahaha I don’t have a life

by 0-David-0 June 18, 2018

Bless you

A phrase said to someone who had spoken inapproporiate words, such as f**k.

A: Go f**k your mom
B: Bless you!

by MagJNeto November 26, 2011

Bless you

The phrase with which people respond to your sneezing, either to show that they're religious or that they've no idea what it actually means.

You: Achoo
She: Bless you
You: Thanks for taking the opportunity and letting me know that you're religious.

by fierbutterspark July 19, 2017

Bless you

An old wives tale belief that sneezing casts out demons, thus the appropriate response of "bless you".

Ralph sneezed rather loudly and the whole room responded, "bless you".

by ROWLV May 23, 2016

bless you

meaning he/she wants to send you a thirst trap

I wanna bless you

by acetheyoung October 11, 2019

Bless you?

When someone says something so crazy it basically sounds like they are sneezing, so your only response is bless you?

Haley: “Yo that dude is so hot I’d let him fuck me with a tooth brush while a handstand”
Me: “Bless you?”

by Heheomgweed October 10, 2019