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said after someone sneezes because it is believed the sneeze is when their soul leaves their body
Lee "Ahhhchooo"
Briony "Bless you"
Lee "Thank you, now the devil can't possess my body."
by Origin Guru August 09, 2009
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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When you sneeze your sole is trying to escape your body by saying "bless you" your sole gets shoved back in to your body where it remains for all eternity, if some one dosent say bless you, your f**ked
Bob:achooooi
Cameron:bless you
Bob:thanks for shoving my sole back in my body!
Cameron:ummm ok (I need new friends)
Bob:hahaha I don’t have a life
by 0-David-0 June 17, 2018
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A phrase said to someone who had spoken inapproporiate words, such as f**k.
A: Go f**k your mom
B: Bless you!
by MagJNeto November 25, 2011
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The phrase with which people respond to your sneezing, either to show that they're religious or that they've no idea what it actually means.
You: Achoo
She: Bless you
You: Thanks for taking the opportunity and letting me know that you're religious.
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When someone says something so crazy it basically sounds like they are sneezing, so your only response is bless you?
Haley: β€œYo that dude is so hot I’d let him fuck me with a tooth brush while a handstand”
Me: β€œBless you?”
by Heheomgweed October 09, 2019
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An old wives tale belief that sneezing casts out demons, thus the appropriate response of "bless you".
Ralph sneezed rather loudly and the whole room responded, "bless you".
by ROWLV May 23, 2016
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