gamble chocolate

A box of chocolates arranged in random order. They are usually bought on Valentines in a box the shape of a heart. There are several pieces of chocolate that all taste different. When you take one chocolate and eat it, you have no idea which ones are good or nasty so you gamble on which chocolate would be the good one. So before you even touch one of them, its going to be a big surprise. If you pick one thats so nasty that you have to spit it out, you lose.
I just got some gamble chocolate and unfortunately, I bit into the one with toothpaste.
by tatomuck1 April 11, 2009
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boogies

another word for boogers, dry snot, residue and mucus in the nose. Its a word used by little kids that pick their nose.
Eugiene!... Get your fingers out of your nose. Stop picking your boogies

by tatomuck1 October 25, 2008
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boogies

another word for boogers, dry snot, residue and mucus in the nose. Its a word used by little kids that pick their nose.
Eugiene... Stop picking your boogies


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by tatomuck1 October 25, 2008
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New Jersey

America's armpit.

Due to the horrible smells everywhere throughout the state, especially near the highways, New Jersey named itself the Garden State to feel better about itself. Its the home of toxic waste, factories, overflowing sewage, swamp marshlands and anything mixed together to create a giant stink bomb.
by tatomuck1 October 31, 2009
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cornholing

the official activity of jails and prison showers
YO!!!, stop cornholing me. FAGGOT
by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009
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hockey

Soccer played on ice. But instead of a an actual ball used, hockey uses something that came out of a urinal called a puck!
Hockey is not a sport. Hockey is 3 things going on at the same time. Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of someone!
by tatomuck1 August 13, 2009
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hockey

Soccer played on ice. But instead of a ball being used used, hockey uses something that came out of a urinal called a puck!
Hockey is not a sport. A real sport is something played with a ball. Hockey is 3 things going on at once. Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of somebody!
by tatomuck1 August 13, 2009
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