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Blyatskrieg 

The Russian military strategy (popularized by Vladimir Putin) of sending in a first wave of soldiers without telling them where they are going or what they are doing, leading to a lack of organization and embarrassing failures.

A play on the word "Blitzkrieg" (from Blitz 'lightning' + Krieg 'war')—a military doctrine of conducting fast, concentrated assaults; and "Blyat" (cyrillic: блять)—a Russian expletive used in a similar manner to "fuck" or "shit".
Ukrainian Soldier 1: "Did you hear about what happened this morning?"
Ukrainian Soldier 2: "No, what happened?"
Ukrainian Soldier 1: "A Russian convoy ran out of fuel after getting lost. We captured three T-72 tanks, 6 BTR-3's, and several fuel trucks."
Ukrainian Soldier 2: "Blyatskrieg at its finest!"
Blyatskrieg by acsdog March 3, 2022
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Blyatzkrieg 

Opposite of Blitzkrieg; A poorly-organized military campaign or war that results in minimal or no gain at extraordinary loss as the prosecuting power; Translates from Russian “Fuck War” or “Fucked War
Putin: “How goes my beautiful Blitzkrieg?”

Shoigu: “It’s become a Blyatzkrieg!”
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blyatzkrieg 

n. incompetently planned and hastily executed military operation resulting in extraordinary losses
Their tanks are falling apart. Are they lada brand ? No it is just blyatzkrieg !
blyatzkrieg by specialdragon May 10, 2022

Blyatzkrieg 

A new term coined for slavic WW2 warfare, used to also describe HOI4 Russian storming of Eastern Europe and China.
German general: Commander, why are you ordering a retreat?

German commander: IT'S A BLYATZKRIEG

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026