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Blyatskrieg 

The Russian military strategy (popularized by Vladimir Putin) of sending in a first wave of soldiers without telling them where they are going or what they are doing, leading to a lack of organization and embarrassing failures.

A play on the word "Blitzkrieg" (from Blitz 'lightning' + Krieg 'war')—a military doctrine of conducting fast, concentrated assaults; and "Blyat" (cyrillic: блять)—a Russian expletive used in a similar manner to "fuck" or "shit".
Ukrainian Soldier 1: "Did you hear about what happened this morning?"
Ukrainian Soldier 2: "No, what happened?"
Ukrainian Soldier 1: "A Russian convoy ran out of fuel after getting lost. We captured three T-72 tanks, 6 BTR-3's, and several fuel trucks."
Ukrainian Soldier 2: "Blyatskrieg at its finest!"
Blyatskrieg by acsdog March 3, 2022
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Blyatzkrieg 

Opposite of Blitzkrieg; A poorly-organized military campaign or war that results in minimal or no gain at extraordinary loss as the prosecuting power; Translates from Russian “Fuck War” or “Fucked War”
Putin: “How goes my beautiful Blitzkrieg?”

Shoigu: “It’s become a Blyatzkrieg!”
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blyatzkrieg 

n. incompetently planned and hastily executed military operation resulting in extraordinary losses
Their tanks are falling apart. Are they lada brand ? No it is just blyatzkrieg !
blyatzkrieg by specialdragon May 10, 2022

Blyatzkrieg 

A new term coined for slavic WW2 warfare, used to also describe HOI4 Russian storming of Eastern Europe and China.
German general: Commander, why are you ordering a retreat?

German commander: IT'S A BLYATZKRIEG
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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