Bjonkies

(Bee-john-keehs)

-A term referring nothing in particular, mainly used to annoy Dave Mandibles. Although Dave says this word does not annoy him, it is slowly eating away at his soul because of the rage building inside him.

"Yo David, could you hand me those Bjonkies over there?"

"Those Bjonkies were off the hook at that party"

Bjonkies by Mr.Bjonkie May 7, 2010

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Bonkies

A cute version of the word bonk

I'm really angry I'm gonna give you bonkies!

Bonkies by just a normal lurker November 17, 2021

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Bonkies

A “bonky” means 1000 chips

I’m going to place 50 bonkies down

Bonkies by Finenamedogman November 27, 2019

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Bonkies

A pack of grown men, usually carry extreme third legs

The bonkies are jackasses

Bonkies by 169617 April 1, 2022

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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