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bjonk by Dedatedwam February 28, 2021
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bJonk
bJonk is another word used for “bonk” the act of hitting or smacking someone over the head with or without an object.
The “J” in bJonk is supposed to be a voice crack in the middle of the word- meant to put a light hearted tone to the violent word.
The “J” in bJonk is supposed to be a voice crack in the middle of the word- meant to put a light hearted tone to the violent word.
bJonk by hOakypOaky October 16, 2021
bitches be bonkers
Another way of saying "bitches be crazy"
This phrase originated from Jamal Turner, a character from the hit Netflix series "On My Block"
This phrase originated from Jamal Turner, a character from the hit Netflix series "On My Block"
Ruby: He's not coming with us.
Jamal: And why would you want him to?
*Monse starts walking towards Cesar's house*
Jamal:Monse? Monse!
Jamal: See, bitches be bonkers.
Jamal: And why would you want him to?
*Monse starts walking towards Cesar's house*
Jamal:Monse? Monse!
Jamal: See, bitches be bonkers.
bitches be bonkers by da.ryl April 16, 2018
Bjoink
A word that means anything, everything, and absolutely nothing. Much akin to the word Smurf (see definition 2)
What the Bjoink?
bonk machine
bonk machine by stankyluigi December 10, 2020
bonkathon
an extended period of sexual acivity, usually illicit, or an extended episode of intercourse, lasting over several days
bonkathon by Borgia Buddy May 26, 2006
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