maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped

A weird saying that your southern relative said to you once. People speculate is has the same kind of meaning as: maybe is a strong word, maybe if the starving children had food they wouldn’t starve. But it seems to be said all country-like and it’s strange now.

Relative: Maybe If A Bullfrog Had Wings It Wouldn’t Hit Its Butt When It Jumped.
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word

by Dedatedwam February 26, 2021

bjonk

Swedish honk

Bjonk bjonk

by Dedatedwam February 28, 2021

ornge

Wow you misspelled orange. Get off the internet

Stranger 1: Can I have an ornge

Stranger 2: What th-

by Dedatedwam February 02, 2021

Teen Titans go

The crappiest reboot ever. Everything that was great about teen Titans was replaced with doodoo humor

1: my favorite show is teen Titans go!
2: what are you 4?

by Dedatedwam March 06, 2021

Thick

British slang for stupid (thick skull)

Brits: He seems nice but he’s very thick
Americans:😳

by Dedatedwam March 09, 2021