bjonk

Swedish honk

Bjonk bjonk

bjonk by Dedatedwam February 28, 2021

bJonk

bJonk is another word used for “bonk” the act of hitting or smacking someone over the head with or without an object.

The “J” in bJonk is supposed to be a voice crack in the middle of the word- meant to put a light hearted tone to the violent word.

P1: “You SIMP! Off to horny jail you go!”

P2: “NO- don’t bJonk me!”

P1: “bjOnk”

bJonk by hOakypOaky October 16, 2021

bjönk 

Sound a Swedish goose makes - Commonly used by Keiy.

Keiy: bjönk

bjönk by The Drilla Alf September 2, 2020

bitches be bonkers 

Another way of saying "bitches be crazy"

This phrase originated from Jamal Turner, a character from the hit Netflix series "On My Block"

Ruby: He's not coming with us.

Jamal: And why would you want him to?

*Monse starts walking towards Cesar's house*

Jamal:Monse? Monse!

Jamal: See, bitches be bonkers.

bitches be bonkers by da.ryl April 16, 2018

Bjoink 

A word that means anything, everything, and absolutely nothing. Much akin to the word Smurf (see definition 2)

What the Bjoink?

Bjoink by Bjoink September 11, 2009

bonk machine 

a cash machine, especially one that isn’t a fence

“that’s nae a bonk machine mate!”

bonk machine by stankyluigi December 10, 2020

bonkathon 

an extended period of sexual acivity, usually illicit, or an extended episode of intercourse, lasting over several days

Man, I heard they had a bonkathon at the coast last month

bonkathon by Borgia Buddy May 26, 2006