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bizzmark 

when u smack a chick out cold with ur dick
bizzmark by Anonymous August 5, 2003
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The act of shooting jiz in her eye and then punching her in that eye...
That whore used her teeth while suckin on my root, so I gave her the bizmark.
bizmark by MPH February 19, 2005

traveling bizmark 

while girl gives oral sex in a moving automobile you slam on the brakes, causing her face to violently bash the steeringwheel. when she looks up to sceam in pain bust the fatty load right into her already busted up eye. resulting in a traveling bizmark.
traveling bizmark by Anonymous October 25, 2003

bizmark donut 

while getting head, right before you bust a nut, put out, give her a black eye, and then cum on it.
a bizmark donut is not part of a healthy relationship
bizmark donut by montana is gay March 18, 2004
The Bizmark is accomplished by jizzing on the chick's face (make sure you get it all over her cheeks and eyes), then punch her in the face causing her to bleed so the blood mixes with your cum.
After I bizmarked my girlfriend, she got the hint that I wanted to dump her ass.
Bizmark by shamrock December 25, 2008

Bizmark Skidmark 

Where you deficate onto a woman with large breastes, preferably in between them. After the turd is in between the two dirty pillows you proceed to tit fuck her and it will leave the skidmark!
Cody: Dude I can't believe she broke up with you!?

Nathan: I know!! all i wanted is to do a Bizmark Skidmark, she's a fucking prude!
SSOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT GOES BEYOND CRAZY...
A person has gone BIZZARK by posting their behind or back part...
Or

The one cellular phone store in the mall has went BIZZARK by selling all iPhones and merchandise for buy 1 get 2 products for free...
BIZZARK by ROYAL J August 29, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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