bizshit

When your business is shit.

Mcdonalds is the bizshit.

by Who dat nigga May 16, 2009

Mr. Bigshit

1) an otherwise average idiot, once given authority to be in charge, acts as if he is the shit. 2)acting like a jackass on someone else's money.

"Better get to work, here comes Mr. Bigshit."
"Look at Mr. Bigshit, charging all that shit on the company credit card."

by pussyliquor January 4, 2008

Bishit

Pejorative term for a bisexual used predominantly by the gay community to criticize bisexuals incapable of long-term serious relationships with other men. Said bisexual will usually string them along for sex then promptly dump them for a woman once they get bored or the novelty wears off.

"Dude, did you hear John ghosted his gay FWB for Cindy?"
"Classic bishit."

by insertnnnamehere June 5, 2020

bigshitter

Someone who uses big words to make them sound important or smarter than they really are.

My son's teacher always talks to the kids like he is some bigshitter.

by rocketrider13 September 14, 2007

BitShit

At the end of 50 years of FIAT fantasy hypernormalisation since the dollar left the gold standard followed by perpetual war and the CIA petrodollar, it was decided that a new financial system – codenamed Phoenix – would arise from the ashes of the old. To provide stability, the new financial system was cryptocurrency-based but backed by any number of precious and rare Earth metal-linked algorithms.

This system was supported for those above a threshold value of social credit score and members of T.H.R.U.SH. who were given a free pass. T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.

For those below the threshold value of social credit score, a less stable cryptocurrency was in operation that used algorithms linked to a collective of individuals’ own social credit scores. This cryptocurrency was known as BitShit. Once in BitShit, it was nigh on impossible to escape the absolute control of the social credit score system although this fantasy was perpetuated in order to promote the system (the BitShit dream).

Squelch: “I put a used tea bag in the general waste and not the recycling bin and I have been banned from public transport for three days. Not only that, but I can’t buy tea bags and my credit score dropped by half a point.”

Slap: “That’s nothing. I had bad thoughts about our glorious leader and now all the activities in this apartment are being live streamed on Channel X.”
Squelch: “Am I live now?”
Slap: “Yes.” (Waving)
Squelch: “How do you get out of this one?”
Slap: “I was told that I would be allowed out if I invited a known associate over to the apartment who would then take my place...and I get bonus BitShit.”
Squelch: “Yay!”

by Option 22 June 9, 2020

binshitter

One who shits in a bin, wherever it may be, the street, a shop, even in a toilet. Although, usually not a bin in a toilet, what would be the point in that? However, a binshitter does not have a head brimming with brains. His head is more like brimming with shite. So shitting in a bin in a toilet is not as absurd as one may think.

(binshitter): "Man I need a shit and I need it right now! That bin on the lamp-post over there is a little high for me but I must get my ass up there to unload my goodies"

by lord nobcheese III November 19, 2006

Bioshitstician

An amateur data science hack who thinks he's God's gift to the field.

He gained notoriety for his analysis of COVID data, but he was actually a total bioshitstician.

by ReasonAboveFear December 27, 2020