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At the end of 50 years of FIAT fantasy hypernormalisation since the dollar left the gold standard followed by perpetual war and the CIA petrodollar, it was decided that a new financial system – codenamed Phoenix – would arise from the ashes of the old. To provide stability, the new financial system was cryptocurrency-based but backed by any number of precious and rare Earth metal-linked algorithms.

This system was supported for those above a threshold value of social credit score and members of T.H.R.U.SH. who were given a free pass. T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.

For those below the threshold value of social credit score, a less stable cryptocurrency was in operation that used algorithms linked to a collective of individuals’ own social credit scores. This cryptocurrency was known as BitShit. Once in BitShit, it was nigh on impossible to escape the absolute control of the social credit score system although this fantasy was perpetuated in order to promote the system (the BitShit dream).
Squelch: “I put a used tea bag in the general waste and not the recycling bin and I have been banned from public transport for three days. Not only that, but I can’t buy tea bags and my credit score dropped by half a point.”

Slap: “That’s nothing. I had bad thoughts about our glorious leader and now all the activities in this apartment are being live streamed on Channel X.”
Squelch: “Am I live now?”
Slap: “Yes.” (Waving)
Squelch: “How do you get out of this one?”
Slap: “I was told that I would be allowed out if I invited a known associate over to the apartment who would then take my place...and I get bonus BitShit.”
Squelch: “Yay!”
BitShit by Option 22 June 9, 2020
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batshit crazy 

A person who is batshit crazy is certifiably nuts. The phrase has origins in the old fashioned term "bats in the belfry." Old churches had a structure at the top called a belfry, which housed the bells. Bats are extremely sensitive to sound and would never inhabit a belfry of an active church where the bell was rung frequently. Occasionally, when a church was abandoned and many years passed without the bell being rung, bats would eventually come and inhabit the belfry. So, when somebody said that an individual had "bats in the belfry" it meant that there was "nothing going on upstairs" (as in that person's brain). To be BATSHIT CRAZY is to take this even a step further. A person who is batshit crazy is so nuts that not only is their belfry full of bats, but so many bats have been there for so long that the belfry is coated in batshit. Hence, the craziest of crazy people are BATSHIT CRAZY.
Dude that guy on the corner wears a tinfoil hat and ripped all the wires out of his house so the government couldn't listen to his thoughts.

Really?

Yeah, he's batshit crazy.
batshit crazy by KBLI August 20, 2009

Bitchitis 

An illness as defined by constant and incessant complaining, chronic fatigue, poor work ethic, inability to feel happiness, and refusal to engage in social interactions with peers.
Oh man, Max has really infected this whole fellowship with a bad case of bitchitis.
Bitchitis by PoeBoyJark June 6, 2019
A level of insanity that the word alone cannot justify. Usable as a prefix ("Batshit insane") or on its own.

Popularised by Something Awful, before it was rubbish.
"That Gay Farmers For Jesus site is completely batshit."
batshit by Foul Egg January 20, 2003
To describe something/someone that is beyond crazy and insane.
In particular, insanity to the degree of being extreme.
Also is a way to describe someone who lacks any sense or rationality.
Also describes a state of being crazy.
Synonyms include: irrational, insane, crazy, extreme, delusional, lunatic, etc.
Wow, that bitch who picked a fight with me yesterday was batshit!

batshit eloquence 

When something expressed is so beyond crazy that it makes perfect sense.
As he stood on the street corner yelling out his innermost thoughts, the sheer batshit eloquence of it all swept me off my feet.
Off the deep end, crazy, insane. But worse.

See Gary Busey.
My mom has gone totally batshit; she tried to microwave our cat!
batshit by HolyHeartFailure September 22, 2005