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see abysmal, i.e., really, really bad or horrible, or shitty

Man, this is bad! And I've had my share of bad reviews. I still remember my first good one though. 'Everything else in this production of Our Town was simply terrible. Joey Tribbiani was bizmol (abysmal).'

bizmol by 1234lalala1234 July 27, 2010

Words you can keep

Pepto Bismol

The most obscene commercial jingle ever!

Commercial: "Heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach DIARREAH, yay pepto bismol!"
Friend1: Hey bud, pass me some of that diarreah over there!
Friend2: Want some pepto bismol on it?
Friend1: Yeah! that'll take the shitty taste out of it!

Pepto Bismol by Yelsew Foolface April 11, 2005

Related Words

bizmol • bizmo • Bizmond • Biomolecular • biomolecules • Bismol • bizmillion • Bizmleganger • bizmonium • bizmorrow

pepto-bismol

NASUEA HEARTBURN INDIGESTION UPSET STOMACH DIARRHEA YAY Pepto-bismol

Medicine that cures those ^

I need some pepto-bismol.

pepto-bismol by Shervin Mobasseri June 2, 2004

bizmillion

\ˈbiz-ˈmi(l)-yən\ A very large number. It is incredible how ridiculously huge this number is. The closest possible quantity to infinity without actually being infinity. In other words it is impossible to count to a bizmillion because it is one more than the last number you said but still one number less than infinity. The most passionate form of the word is used to describe affection.

If you added up how many stars there are with how many grains of sand there are and added a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger it would come to around a bizmillion.

Chuck Norris has one bizmillion chin hairs in his beard.

1094256346... That's how many times you can multiply how much like you and it still comes up a couple bizmillion short.

bizmillion by jippythepirate October 21, 2010

Bizoli

A big, bloated businessman type who carries some extra weight in the midsection and a metal Amex card. Enjoys big pasta and steak dinners and a big California Cab.

"Hey, these Bizolis on table 24 want to buy another bottle of Caymus Cab. And they want to pay with their metal Amex card."

Bizoli by ChuckieBF12 February 17, 2018

Bizmond

Anything you want it to be -kairone

BIZMOND U OKAY

How many bizmond u got

Bizmond by Kiwi-kiwi November 13, 2022

Bizmo

Slang term for the police, the cops, the pigs.

Josh- "I can't believe we got a brick of hash so cheap!"
*sirens*
Pete- It's the bizmo, i'm out!"

Bizmo by RedBaroness December 30, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026