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Bitchcricket
Someone who talks shit behind someones back but shuts up when the person there talking about walks by or confronts them. Similar to a chirping cricket.
I saw Amanda talking to someone and looking at me, but when I walked by she stopped and looked away and then kept talking about Me when I walked away. What a Bitchcricket.
Bitchcricket by Jamezisshort124 December 28, 2013
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bitchafication
witnessing some one being turned into a total bitch or knowing some who used to be nice then become a total bitch
Jesse "hey dave, your girlfriend used to be so nice, now she's a total bitch"
Dave "i know, i was just off to the hardware store for some bitch be gone, it's starting to be a real problem"
Jesse "why is it the pretty ones that have to turn into bitches?"
Dave " i know what your saying, i feel like she went through a complete bitchafication"
Dave "i know, i was just off to the hardware store for some bitch be gone, it's starting to be a real problem"
Jesse "why is it the pretty ones that have to turn into bitches?"
Dave " i know what your saying, i feel like she went through a complete bitchafication"
bitchafication by Julien Pradier June 17, 2007
Bitchification
A term coined by professor Dr. E. Meyrowitz as a synonym for colonization.
If a group of people become colonized, they become the colonizer's bithches.
An area that has been colonized can also be said to be bitchified.
If a group of people become colonized, they become the colonizer's bithches.
An area that has been colonized can also be said to be bitchified.
Bitchification by krogal April 17, 2009
Constructive Bitchicism
con-struc-tive/kənˈstrəktiv bitchicism/biCHcis·sizəm
When a woman has a good point but it still comes of as Nagging !
When a woman has a good point but it still comes of as Nagging !
"Baby you look great, you shure you wanna wear those shoes with that?"
With that woman it's all just constructive bitchicism.
With that woman it's all just constructive bitchicism.
Constructive Bitchicism by Chario September 3, 2012
bitchotch
This is a combination of the words 'bitch' and it's derivative, 'beotch'.
In order to experience the full effect of its usage, the user should deliver it as if he or she is a chicken. Careful timing between its two syllables makes its application broad and effective.
This word is exceptional when pwning n00bs and is particularly effective when applied simultaneously with a tea bagging motion.
In order to experience the full effect of its usage, the user should deliver it as if he or she is a chicken. Careful timing between its two syllables makes its application broad and effective.
This word is exceptional when pwning n00bs and is particularly effective when applied simultaneously with a tea bagging motion.
Like a chicken: Bitch-otch! Bitch-otch!
I just owned that bitchotch.
Ooooohhhhhh! Bitchotch! (tea bag)
I just owned that bitchotch.
Ooooohhhhhh! Bitchotch! (tea bag)
bitchotch by camnipotent May 16, 2009
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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