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bitchblack
bitchblack by Starchylde December 23, 2014
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bitcholic • bitchalicious • bitchlick • bitchlicker • bitaholic • Bitchilicious • bitchovic • Bitchslicer • bitch flick • Bitch-slice
Bitchcricket
Someone who talks shit behind someones back but shuts up when the person there talking about walks by or confronts them. Similar to a chirping cricket.
I saw Amanda talking to someone and looking at me, but when I walked by she stopped and looked away and then kept talking about Me when I walked away. What a Bitchcricket.
Bitchcricket by Jamezisshort124 December 28, 2013
bitchafication
witnessing some one being turned into a total bitch or knowing some who used to be nice then become a total bitch
Jesse "hey dave, your girlfriend used to be so nice, now she's a total bitch"
Dave "i know, i was just off to the hardware store for some bitch be gone, it's starting to be a real problem"
Jesse "why is it the pretty ones that have to turn into bitches?"
Dave " i know what your saying, i feel like she went through a complete bitchafication"
Dave "i know, i was just off to the hardware store for some bitch be gone, it's starting to be a real problem"
Jesse "why is it the pretty ones that have to turn into bitches?"
Dave " i know what your saying, i feel like she went through a complete bitchafication"
bitchafication by Julien Pradier June 17, 2007
Bitchification
A term coined by professor Dr. E. Meyrowitz as a synonym for colonization.
If a group of people become colonized, they become the colonizer's bithches.
An area that has been colonized can also be said to be bitchified.
If a group of people become colonized, they become the colonizer's bithches.
An area that has been colonized can also be said to be bitchified.
Bitchification by krogal April 17, 2009
Bad Bitchaholic
A man that is obsessed with high quality women, dime pieces if you will, and will only associate himself(or herself) with the baddest of bitches.
Guy 1: Tron's got it bad son!
Guy 2: What, herpes?
Guy 1: Nah man, all he does is sweat pretty hoes. He's a bad bitchaholic.
Guy 2: What, herpes?
Guy 1: Nah man, all he does is sweat pretty hoes. He's a bad bitchaholic.
Bad Bitchaholic by Kizzythaboss October 24, 2009
Constructive Bitchicism
con-struc-tive/kənˈstrəktiv bitchicism/biCHcis·sizəm
When a woman has a good point but it still comes of as Nagging !
When a woman has a good point but it still comes of as Nagging !
"Baby you look great, you shure you wanna wear those shoes with that?"
With that woman it's all just constructive bitchicism.
With that woman it's all just constructive bitchicism.
Constructive Bitchicism by Chario September 3, 2012
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