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bitchhiker 

Hitchhikers who flip a shit because cars pass them by.
Because if you ARE a bitchhiker, they don't want you in their car in the first place.
I saw that bitchhiker run into the road and flick me off in my rear-view mirror...
bitchhiker by GoatNoises2 December 14, 2009

bitchfucker 

A person who has or is having sexual intercourse with a bitch. A bitch being a female dog, or incredibly grumpy woman.
Mum: Would you like to go to the beach today?
Bitchfucker: Will there be bitches there?
Mum: But of course.
Bitchfucker: Let's get moving.
bitchfucker by Spencer December 19, 2004

bitchecker 

A guy who thinks he's a hacker just because he claims to have a program which can delete other people's hard drive if you know their IP, but doesn't know basic computer knowledge (how to say DSL; what's his own IP; difference between a kick and a ping timeout...) and ends up just making a fool of himself.
Based on someone who went to the channel #stopHipHop, threatened to use his program on someone else, but ended up using the program on himself and deleting his hard-drive. Currently missing. The log of the event can be easily found on the Internet.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
(...)
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
(...)
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
(...)
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
bitchecker by Captain Sham May 17, 2005

bitchhickers 

- dude, we gotta plan our roadtrip. we should go to minneapolis, chicago...

- hehe yeah. we gotta rent a car and pick up hot bitchhickers!
bitchhickers by crincled November 7, 2010

bitchcocker 

a guy that is acting like a bitch and being a total dick at the same time.
" i can't believe he parked in MY spot, ill just key his car!"
"dude, stop being such a bitchcocker".
"yeah he's a bitchcock, he was bitching about the most useless shit last night "
"BITCHCOCKER"!
bitchcocker by syrupwaslike February 10, 2009

BitchKick 

to side kick someone in the face ... its like a bitchslap ... but with the top side of your foot
Frostbite just BitchKicked that fool into stupid
BitchKick by xxFrostbitexx November 5, 2012
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