bitchita

a young bitch, 18 years old and under, who acts JUST LIKE an adult bitch.

I couldn't believe what I was hearing coming out of that little bitchita's mouth.

by Elaine E. June 28, 2008

From bitchita kansas

Term used to describe someone who is completely obnoxious.particularly out in public.

See that karen over there yelling at that poor guy? She must be from bitchita kansas!

by 4realazitgits March 14, 2021

Bitchitis

An illness as defined by constant and incessant complaining, chronic fatigue, poor work ethic, inability to feel happiness, and refusal to engage in social interactions with peers.

Oh man, Max has really infected this whole fellowship with a bad case of bitchitis.

by PoeBoyJark June 6, 2019

bitchtato

a person who is extremely boring a majority of the time, similar to a potato

Chad: “Gruschna, why are you always such a bitchtato?”
Gruschna: *snoring*

by Pinky-a-Ring July 7, 2019

dumb bitchitis

The symptoms of dumb bitchitis are , when you reply within a second, and he replys in 5 hours, believing he has no hoes, dropping all of your hoes for one guy, and waiting for the "____ is typing..." notification to pop up. If you are showing any of these symptoms please go talk to a doctor immediately.

"I got dumb bitchitis
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie

by cecilia isn’t real!! June 17, 2020

Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude

A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.

After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.

by Xero _ Manifest January 14, 2011

Bitchtard

Combination of the term bitch, which means someone who complains, yells, and is always in a bad mood, and retard, which means someone who consistently does incredibly stupid things.

Definition: A whiny and bitchy person who is constantly acting like a retard.

Jessica Simpson

by Conk April 20, 2004