biscuity arsed 

(Scots) Flaky. Crumbly, not in a good way...Resembling a crushed biscuit. Can be used to describe physical appearance or state of mind (see below)

I've just had my roots done, the dafty used too much peroxide and my head is all biscuity arsed.

Waaaaay too much cider last night, I am feeling all biscuity arsed, won't be moving from the couch all day.

No need to get all biscuity arsed with me!

biscuity arsed by K.Bab December 26, 2016

biscuit-arsed 

scottish origion; a state of confusion

I was winning the game by a lot, and my opponent was over there looking all biscuit-arsed.

biscuit-arsed by _GoD_ September 20, 2004

Biscuit-arsed 

A state of anger directed towards another often caused by shock or indignation

I only said he should calm down when he got all biscuit-arsed, ranting that he was calm and I should calm down

Biscuit-arsed by theidiot21 October 28, 2020

Biscuit Arsed

A slang term meaning extremely intoxicated by alcohol. This is a popular term in SW Scotland, especially in Dumfries. It is sometimes pronounced "Biscuit Ersed" or "Biscuit Airsed"

"You get biscuit arsed every weekend"

Biscuit Arsed by Scotia fae the Toon April 13, 2007

Biscuit Arse

Losing the feeling momentarily from your bum to your toes. Accompanied by a tingly feeling when it comes back. Usually brought on by fear, the term refers to the idea that you have dunked your bicuit in a cup of tea, and it has now turned to mush - this is what happens to the lower half of your body.

Watching a TV programme about space, the universe, other cosmic forces - the fear that one cant comprehend we are living on a little ball floating in the middle of nothing that goes on forever - brings on the biscuit arse reaction. It's easier to just think the world is flat - no biscuit arse then.

Biscuit Arse by SuzyLL June 22, 2011

arse biscuits 

originated from "father ted", often used in conjuction with the phrase bum-flaps

Oh bloody arse biscuits.
serves u right for being such a bum-flap.

arse biscuits by jimbo jones June 18, 2004

arse biscuit 

Something drunk old irish priests say

Father Ted: "Would you like some more tea, father?"
Father Jack: "ARSE BISCUITS!"

arse biscuit by Chris "Kreejo" JJ September 24, 2006