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originated from "father ted", often used in conjuction with the phrase bum-flaps
Oh bloody arse biscuits.
serves u right for being such a bum-flap.
by jimbo jones June 18, 2004
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An arse biscuit is usually an insult, it basically translates as your the piece of shit, hanging from someones arse hair, thats gone crusty like a biscuit! Usually a word to insult a man, as women dont tend to get arse hair!
Your a fuckin arse bisuit
by Bobina July 05, 2005
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An exclamation to erm exclaim when something does not go well.
Arse Biscuits! That landed on my foot!

Arse Biscuits! I failed my exam!
by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007
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the accumulation of faeces around the anus, matted into the pubic hair. can often only be hanging on by a single thread of pube.
by woodpidgeon September 19, 2003
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