birone
a lanky office creature outcast from his former beancounter genus, now forced to survive by groveling to the powerful for money, seeking shelter at local malls, and desperate displays to gain peer approval.
"Let's not eat at the food court, I just had a birone sighting."
"Don't let birone get wind of your business mogul uncle."
"Who brought the cannoli for everyone? Oh, of course, birone."
"Don't let birone get wind of your business mogul uncle."
"Who brought the cannoli for everyone? Oh, of course, birone."
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