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a lanky office creature outcast from his former beancounter genus, now forced to survive by groveling to the powerful for money, seeking shelter at local malls, and desperate displays to gain peer approval.
"Let's not eat at the food court, I just had a birone sighting."

"Don't let birone get wind of your business mogul uncle."

"Who brought the cannoli for everyone? Oh, of course, birone."
birone by Viv Ward April 22, 2021
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Bronection 

When two friends feel a special bond. Completely straight.
Guy 1- Dude did we just think the same thing?

Guy 2- Hell yeah dude that's bronection
Bronection by OhSoKrushhy May 9, 2014
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birone broner Brone bigone Baroned Barone broned birdnest birdnesting bronely

Bronelson 

Bronelson, is a noun that is used in place of the word “bro” or “dude”. It’s better than both, in fact, because of obvious reasons. It usually shows upmost respect and epicness.
Similar to “bronie” but more epic.
Normie: Hey bro, what’s up?
Non-normie: Hey bronelson.
Bronelson by Bronelson November 11, 2020

Broneymoon 

The special vacation taken by heterosexual life mates take after commiting themselves in the holy sacrement of bromarriage. This usually involves neglection of spouses or signifigant others for; strippers, video game marathons,aimless driving, improper and unsafe power tool use,fishing,hunting,gambling,general tomfoolery, petty vandalism, and extended boozing sessions involving sluring, excessively loud music, reminiscing, and urination in inappropriate places. During this time shaving and other forms of bodily hygene are totaly neglected.
To celebrate their bromarriage Aaron & Eric went on a five day pubcrawl in nevada for their broneymoon.
Broneymoon by parasomniac2 December 31, 2008

Baronesque 

"That was very Baronesque of you sir"

"Those Baronesque antics with get you in trouble some day boi"
Baronesque by Tinmantom June 20, 2007

attack of the brones 

Used to describe an inordinate amount of bros in a social situation. Derived from a comibation of the film "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones" and the word "bro."
Man, that party last night was like attack of the brones; the stench of hair gel was overpowering.
attack of the brones by chaz frantz December 28, 2007
1. The emotion a bro feels when he spends too much time without other bros.

2. When a bro gets dissed by his bro-ho and he's all solo.
Ex 1)
Biff: <calls Todd> Hey bro, I'm at this party in the OC and I'm like, the only guy here in a Famous Stars and Straps shirt and a lifted truck. I feel so bronely!

Todd: Ah brah, man...that sucks! You should come back to the 909 and hang with the Skin Industries crew!

Ex 2)

Buffy: <calls Biff> Biff, I found a better bro with a higher lift on his bro-6 F-150. I'm leaving you for him.

Biff: WHAAAAT? You can't leave me Buffy, I'll be bronely!
bronely by Kelly Miret December 1, 2006