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Bromarriage 

(n.) A state of eternal friendship between two bros. Two bros entering into a bromarriage have probably shared many experiences such as hometowns, colleges, or sexual partners. Bromarriages usually originate through Greek brotherhood, childhood-to-adult friendships, or teammate relationships. There are polybromarriages but it is uncommon that all bros have equal bonds.
Taylor is getting married this weekend, Martin is his best man. It's about time they finally make the bromarriage official.
Bromarriage by TheBro2.0 October 26, 2011
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Bromarriage 

The joining of two heterosexual males in the union of marriage. Usually a long and fulfilling bromance preludes this unity of two men becoming one. Following this union the two men usually get an apartment together and play the Nintendo Wii. Affection is only shown through hugging and wrestling with each other.
Russ: I want more from our Bromantic relationship. I want to be in a bromarriage with you. Will you bromarry me John?

John: I do. Now fire up the Wii!
Bromarriage by The Russ Buss November 12, 2008
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Bromarriage 

The joining of two heterosexual males in the union of marriage. Usually a long and fulfilling bromance precedes this unity of two men becoming one. Following this union of a man and his partner, they usually get an apartment together and play the Nintendo Wii. This is considered to be the highest form of a bromantic relationship.
Russ: I want more from our Bromantic relationship. I want to be in a bromarriage with you. Will you bromarry me John?

John: I do. Now fire up the Wii!
Bromarriage by The Russ Buss December 9, 2008
A very close long term friendship between two men, usually heterosexual in nature. Similar to a bromance, but a committed friendship that spans the years.
Having been friends since preschool, Dave and Scott knew everything about each other. They were so close...it was a brarriage made in Heaven.
brarriage by Schaefe August 13, 2015

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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