birdnest

Creating a nest-like wreath of toilet paper inside the toilet bowl, then shitting on top to render the toilet un-flushable.

I got fired from Wendy's so I birdnested the toilets.

by Choadblower January 15, 2006

birdnest

a females reproductive organ

"i got that 7 day itch in my birdnest"

by Mauricia July 4, 2006

birdnest

the hairstyle worn in the northern and southern parts of athens greece
the hair is in the syle of a birdnest
it is big, and birds nest in it, other things get lost
people in specific areas of athens believe its cool to make their hair huge and ugly.
its not

"oh my fucking god, look at her birdnest"
"re maria, eimai etoimi? my hair is so huge, it looks great right? i mean...im ready to go out right?"

by personingreece December 13, 2008

Birdnest

Birdnest can be a really ugly fat ass mf no one likes him he’s a nigger no one likes him he’s fat

Ohh is that birdnest he’s ugly

by Bahabwbha November 20, 2021

birdnest hair

Type of hair that gets knots easily or the type of hair that is very hard to handle with. Or it can be used as an insult .

Poor gaby , she has birdnest hair , it must be so hard to take care of her hair. or , oof look at her hair it looks like a birdnest hahahahahahaha

by Kxrli December 14, 2017

bird nest

When using a public restroom, a bird nest is layering toilet paper on the seat to avoid being tainted by germs prior to sitting down.

Joel unable to control his explosive diarreah was unable to create a bird nest in time. Fortunatley for him he always keeps a spare pair of panties in his office drawer.

by Mr. Revenge May 5, 2010

birdnested

when something is really fucked up. its all messed up and jumbled...like a birds nest.

"Nancy's hair is so birdnested right now!!!"

by hayleybitch April 14, 2016