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birdchest 

Birdchest, a. (n.)
1. An uncontrollable, outward force that begins within the thoracic region of the body and transcends the individual herself.
2. A momentary shalom with all things.
3. A feeling: beautifully chaotic, supernaturally-inspired, the response to the goodness of God, the summation of all the wonder and awe that He is worthy of.
4. The natural response to the perfect collison of all lives, events, circumstances, etc. according to her best andbecause of His perfect orchestration of all things; because of the greatness, goodness, and faithfulness of God.
5. The posture of people when the most high God responds to their cries and takes their hearts into the unique visions toward which they have edged. The state to which people are rendered when much visible and hidden preparation has been revealed in this clear, epiphanic moment.
6. A violent—but beautiful—explosion of the chest. A bursting.
6.a. Clarification: Though it is not violent in a negative or hurtful sense, it is certainly not safe. Indeed, the state is unsafe and risky—and full of glory.
artist's representation of birdchest:
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birdchest by jansk August 27, 2009

Bird chest 

Skinny, Having absolutely no chest at all. No muscle mass no cuts.

Related to: names like Arthur Anthony weak people etc
One blow to the chest was all it took, he had a bird chest.
Bird chest by Bigbro 666 December 15, 2021
Creating a nest-like wreath of toilet paper inside the toilet bowl, then shitting on top to render the toilet un-flushable.
I got fired from Wendy's so I birdnested the toilets.
birdnest by Choadblower January 15, 2006

Bird Chest 

Insultive term used for females who are boobless and males who have no muscle definition.
Damn, that bitch has a bird chest not even a bevel!
or
Dude, you need to work out, you have a bird chest.
Bird Chest by KILLKEV October 15, 2004

birdnested 

when something is really fucked up. its all messed up and jumbled...like a birds nest.
"Nancy's hair is so birdnested right now!!!"
birdnested by hayleybitch April 14, 2016

sissy bird chest

1.Skinny ass dude. 2. One who acts tough, but really ain't about that life. 3. Someone who couldn't fight themselves out of a wet paper bag.
Check out that ole sissy bird chested dude over there! He's weak as water!