captain's platter

To pinch a fat load and/or diarrhea atop the toilet lid.

I had diarrhea and didn't have time to lift the lid, so I left a big soupy captain's platter.

by Choadblower January 15, 2006

birdnest

Creating a nest-like wreath of toilet paper inside the toilet bowl, then shitting on top to render the toilet un-flushable.

I got fired from Wendy's so I birdnested the toilets.

by Choadblower January 15, 2006

Cosby Kid Trampoline

Sealing a toilet bowl underneath the seat with a sheet of Saran Wrap, causing the defecator's shit to bounce back in.

Billy sabotaged the work shitter with a Cosby Kid Trampoline and I got shit all over my taint.

by Choadblower January 15, 2006