bird turds 

The secretion from the male penis when arroused.

"Darnell, you got bird turds all up in my weave".

"When i was younger, i would blow bird turds all over my rug, and then knee it in."

bird turds by Bertothegreat July 16, 2008

bird turd

Bird Shit, bird poop, bird doo

Although birds are pretty, one should never put out bird seed or bird food because that simply creates bird turds

bird turd by andy1 June 5, 2005

Bird turd

Semen that lands on someone when shot from a balcony or rooftop.

Oh shit, did I just get hit with a bird turd?!

Bird turd by Sandmanski October 29, 2017

cowboy bird turd

The act of cuming on a girl then proceeding to spit your wad of chew on top.

My girlfriend was being a bich earlier, so after I fucked her I droped the "cowboy bird turd" right on her stomach!

cowboy bird turd by anarnie November 10, 2010

Bird turd

A Caucasian person

Look at that bird turd over there with the khakis and plaid shirt.

Bird turd by JonoT02 February 22, 2019

bird turd

a fucking dumb bo.

"bro he is such a bird turd"

bird turd by catmaster65 January 20, 2023

Turd Bird 

A "sculpture" sold in Stuckey's gas stations in the 1970s. The "bird" was composed of a dried piece of dung with toothpick legs, googly eyes, little feather wings and a plastic beak.

These "sculptures" stood upon a small plastic base that featured the words "turd bird" preceded by the name of the state in which one purchased the item. Thus, if traveling through Montana, one could purchase a Montana Turd Bird, and when one reached Wyoming, one could stop at a Stuckey's and purchase a Wyoming Turd Bird. The poosibilities were endless.

I've been to all 48 contiguous states and I have a Turd Bird from every one of them to prove it.

I'm so depressed, I just found out they don't have Stuckey's in Hawaii. I so wanted a Hawaiian Turd Bird.

Turd Bird by Dave of the Dean December 16, 2008