Binocs 

Short for "binoculars", which are basically hand-held magnification visors. Binoculars also come in a WIDE variety of styles and capabilities, not to mention magnification power.

"What do you see there?"
"I don't know. I'm gonna use my binocs."

Binocs by Dave June 21, 2004

binocs 

Short for binoculars.

hey lemme borrow your binocs for a sec!

binocs by Patrick February 3, 2005

laughed my binocs off 

to laugh so hard you cry.

"OMG, I just laughed my binocs off."

laughed my binocs off by gossie January 21, 2013

binocfocals

Really thick lenses on spectical that looks like 1/2 binoculars, and 1/2 bifocals. Thus the term binocfocals.

I feel bad for that kid. He'll never get a date for the prom wearing those binocfocals on his face.

binocfocals by dehubb133 January 2, 2008

Belgian Binoculars 

This is a variation off of the boston pancake in which the male partner defecates upon the chest of the other participant. However, instead of using the bottocks to pat down the steaming pile of shit, the testicles are used in their place. After the testicles have been adequately smothered in said feces they are plopped generously into the eye sockets of the willing partner. Note that the penis is not important in this position, simply drape it over the participants forehead and leave it be.

Sally and I were feeling pretty frisky the other day in school and decided to break out the belgian binoculars to spice things up a bit.

Belgian Binoculars by pseudonomical platypus September 1, 2013

binoculared pig 

A very offensive term for people wearing glasses.

Do not call anyone else a binoculared pig unless you wear glasses yourself.

binoculared pig by Uncle Dimma December 7, 2013

binoc 

short for "black indigenous nigger of color", a variation to bipoc (black indigenous people of color).

*spots a black person near the ferhat pasha mosque*
Ooooo binoc binoc binoc

binoc by igor_bocanje_dupetamija August 26, 2023