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Chocolate Bingo Dobber 

While having anal sex with your significant other you take the palm of your hand and slap them on the back of the head while simultaneously pulling out. When they turn thier head to give you that "what the fuck" reaction, you jab your Chocolate Bingo Dobber right between their eyes and yell "BINGO" at the top of your lungs!
"I gave your mom a Chocolate Bingo Dobber last night......she won....again!!!!"
Chocolate Bingo Dobber by crtoimtr September 20, 2012

Bingo-dabbered

When a man goes pee, doesn't wipe the tip, then jumps into bed with his loved one and pokes him/her with his wet tip in the back.
Ugh! Baby you just bingo-dabbered me again !
Bingo-dabbered by dirtydozen February 1, 2015

Bingo Dabber

When giving a blowjob you often have the penis dipped into your eye either by choice or forced.
I looked accross and saw LSLaws on his knees whilst Raj was being a Bingo Dabber.
Bingo Dabber by MatrixwolfRN November 21, 2010

Bingo Dabber

A male penis that bares resemblance to the childhood craft toy one used as an infant. It is circumcised and looks almost like a Goomba from Mario Bros. 1 in 7 guys you know have the possibility of having a bingo dabber.
“I hooked up with this guy last night and he had a bingo dabber, never happening again”
Bingo Dabber by rayne1974 May 8, 2018

Bingo Dabber

When you spread your ass cheeks on a window and you push out a little turd til it touches the window then you suck it back up and it just leaves a brown circle.
Just put my bingo dabber on my exes windshield
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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