bindecision 

Standing at the multiple receptacles, trying to figure out where to toss your trash, you can be stricken with BINDECISION.

"I've been racked with bindecision over which can gets my plastic bag, gloss-coated paper receipt, styrofoam case and cardboard box that Amazon sent with my new tweezers."

bindecision by Lawrencetown December 11, 2021

Television Indecision 

Television Indecision (TI for short) is the state of indecision about which television to watch while watching a sporting event at a sports bar. This condition tends to flare up when there is a tense or exciting game or fight on.

Guy 1: Man, I don't know which TV to watch, there are so many!

Guy 2: I know man, I can't either. I think I'll watch the huge projector.

Guy 1: But that big plasma screen is so much closer!

Guy 2: Man I hate Television Indecision.

Television Indecision by Chitin_Commando October 25, 2010

chronic indecision 

A constantly reoccurring or persistent inability to make up one's mind; perpetual doubt concerning two or more possible alternatives or courses of action.

"He missed out on so many opportunities due to his chronic indecision"

chronic indecision by srg47 December 29, 2007

sindecision 

being stuck behind a car that, as the traffic light turns green, suddenly and w/o signaling decides it want to turn left, trapping you behind it for minutes, as you are unable to switch safely to the right lane.

The car with out of state plates committed sindecision by suddenly deciding it needed to turn left, trapping me behind it as traffic whizzed by in the right lane.

sindecision by daymemer June 19, 2010

indecision

n.

A ladies man, one who has many girls lined up to get a peice of him. Dates many, sleeps with most, but never uses the "L" word.

He's an indecision because he hit it, quit it -- and never called it back.

indecision by a-F February 23, 2005

kinetic indecision 

parsing words or dithering to keep from making a definitive decision (or not calling something what it actually is - do you remember what "is" is...?).

HE: "Are we at war or not?"

SHE: "I don't know - our incredible leader hasn't made up his mind yet - but he has promised to update us on his kinetic indecision - after the committee meets to discuss it..

kinetic indecision by op_position April 12, 2011

indecision

Fag, likes choking on pensii, all day long. Likes long walks on the beach with MEN. Eats his own ass in cereal bowls... talks hella crap, cant back it up, ideal for big gay men who like rearway anal.

Indecision tokes cawk. your an indecision

indecision by Aiidan February 22, 2005