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A square of red cloth with a boobish face. earth-shattering stupidity that tests the limits of being considered a from of life. Often ridiculed in public for estranged nudity. suffers from oxio-penis syndrom.
that bilso resembles a titmouse!!!
bilso by joebert May 18, 2004
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BillOntario 

An overweight homosexual Canadian who spends his entire life posting on ESPN message boards, with the sole purpose of interrupting conversations between other users by posting messages of extreme length and massive character count.
BillOntario: FACT.

Other User: Time to leave. Bill is here to spam.
BillOntario by Bucman October 19, 2011
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Biltong Boobies 

Breasts that are like 3 dried up pieces of beef

Flat crusty dangling lumps of meat
Damn girl you got you some nasty biltong boobies

bilsexual 

bilsexual means you’re straight but gay for billie eilish
I was straight until i saw billie eilish at that moment i knew i was bilsexual.
bilsexual by hihibillie August 17, 2018

Billsonx 

The type of person who shouts the N-Word at your local KFC store
-Wow! Can you believe this guy?
-Of course! He's Billsonx!
Billsonx by Davano Boycha April 25, 2020

billosophy 

the philosophy of one named bill
bills motto is "when in doubt, rub one out" just another one of his billosophys
billosophy by billyp01 September 5, 2009

Bilsexual 

When you are gay only for Billie Eilish.
I am bilsexual
Bilsexual by Bilsexual October 27, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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