When the pussy has been smashed so many times, it starts to resemble chewed biltong and the pussy lips begin to change to a blue color and feels like old leather!
Bob: Hey bru, did you know that Marge has a biltong pussy?
Peter: Oh damn son, thats because she's been a hoe all her life!
That Guy: "I'm a walkatician. I hiked the AT, but something went wrong..."
Other guy: "Just leave that part out when you tell people the story of your epic adventures, bury it like biltong!"
An urban legend sprouting from the increased popularity of online gaming. The myth of Bilton takes several forms, but most commonly it is a character attributed with impossibly attainable skills. While many spout the existence of Bilton, no proof has ever been discovered.