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billyardz 

yalla shabeb taao nelaab billyardz
billyardz by nabe ricardo May 18, 2021
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billiard head 

a bald-headed man of any persuasion
Girl, look at all of these fine billiard heads in the club.
billiard head by Anna Isabella November 2, 2006

pocket billiards 

to play with one's meat and two veg via a hole/holes in one's pocket/pockets
"why is colin walking funny like that?" questioned steven.
"he's playing pocket billiards again" kevin jealously replied
pocket billiards by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

billiard balling 

Putting your hand in your pockets and playin with your bollocks
Mr Todd: Josh stop billiard balling and get over here

jewish billiards 

a form of billiards, played on a table in which you must pay for every game, in which you make sure to grab every ball right before it goes in the hole so you don't have to pay for more than one game. comes from the stereotype that jews are cheap, and therefore would participate in this form of billiards.
mike: hey man, let's go down to the local sports bar and shoot some pool!

tyrone: ok let's do it, but remember, i won last time so it's your turn to pay.

mike: oh shit man, i've only got a dollar, i guess we can only play one game

tyrone: no man, we can play jewish billiards
jewish billiards by mike hunt93 December 20, 2009

Pocket Billards

The art of playing with ones testicles
He had his hand down his pants, playing a game of pocket billards.
Pocket Billards by Edna85 March 30, 2009
Billiards is a game played on a table with no pockets. In korea, the tables are often 4 feet long and the game is played with 4 balls. Across Europe the standard table is 5x10 and is played with 3 balls. Various games can be played on these tables and all are point games. a point is usually scored by making your cue ball bounce off one ball and then contacting another ball on the table. there may restrictions about which ball needs to be hit, or how many rails must alos be hit, or the oder in which any of these happen. The most common game played today is called 3-Cushion billiards. to score a point in 3 cushion you must make your cue ball contact the other two balls on the table. However, before the cue ball comes in contact with the second of the two balls, it must hit (in any order), the other ball and at *least* three rails. it is a very hard game, as such American's have little patients for it. it is played through out Europe, Scandinavia, and Asia. it should also be noted that "pool" is not "billiards", however people often misuse the term 'billiards" to mean "pool".
I learned to play billiards when I was 10 years old, but still can't make more than 3 points in a row.
billiards by chr|s sedition June 7, 2005
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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