ballyard

an idiot with no hope in life.
a person who puts people in awkward situations.
curseword.

alicia.. dont be such a ballyard

shut your ballyarding mouth

ballyard by emilyashemate January 5, 2008

ballardry 

when one is up to only the most depraved, idiotic, sexually deviant and/or reckless shit that is humanly possible in a drunken british manner

"What is this new form of ballardry"
he says to his mate after watching some blokescreaming down the hotel hallway at some scared women in a drunken, incomprehensible and sexually deviant manner

ballardry by 999up$1d3d*wncr3w October 3, 2017

B.Ballard 

The act of Facebook creeping to the extent that you friend request complete strangers.

Yo, I just got B.Ballard.

B.Ballard by Haterader56 April 12, 2010

josh ballard 

Boy who posted a suicide notice in a Myspace bulletin before killing himself.

The case was allegedly over a girl.

His myspace continues to be logged in by police and family members.

From: "you BROKE my LIFE"
Date: "Nov 29, 2005 11:14 AM"
Subject: "do me a favore...."
Body: "call the police.
adress: 27802 Abadejo, Mission Viejo, CA 92692
tell them to go down the hall to the bathrooom.
im soo sorry<3"

Myspace Bulletin From Josh Ballard.

josh ballard by Jonni Suicide May 30, 2006

balltard

A term used by flat earthers to refer to people who believe that earth is spherical (a ball).

Balltard syndrome: symptoms include insulting others & imagining being attacked. 😆 #WakeUp silly sheeple #FLATearth

balltard by ShareDVI March 11, 2017

Ballarding 

being a dick that has no consideration for anyone :)

girl 1: your boyfriend was such a dick at last nights party

girl 2: I believe the word you're looking for is ballarding

Ballarding by @e.milyy.yy March 24, 2020

Brokeback Ballard 

When a 20s something closeted guy has secret relations with an elderly man while getting his picture taken wearing a jockstrap.

I've got a date tonight. He's gonna be a total Brokeback Ballard.

Brokeback Ballard by Your Poltergeist July 25, 2023