billina

A chicken. Also known as the spawn of the dark lord who antagonizes Billiam, Tilliam, and Dilliam daily. She is terrifying and sounds like Sandy cheeks and miss minutes.

Heeeello, my name is Billina and I am dressed to hatch some eggs. Where is Billiam?

billina by lemon836 August 12, 2021

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A golden yacht for every billionaire

A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.

The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.

A golden yacht for every billionaire by AluminumGreenspan September 9, 2012

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Bellina

Bellina is the name of a smart, sweet, fun girl who tries to bring love and laughter to any situation. Her presence will light up any room and bring sunshine to a rainy day. She is full of love and always ready to share her laughter. Her name means little beautiful one and she personifies her name.

Bellina lights up the room and makes me smile.

Bellina by Batmannnnn September 1, 2013

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Billigan

A do-over shot in golf, synonymous with "mulligan," invented and perfected by former US President Bill Clinton. Clinton, who professed to play by the rules of golf repeatedly as president, routinely takes as many as 100 extra shots per 18 holes of golf, according to the bestselling book, "First Off the Tee," by Don Van Natta Jr. The way Mr. Clinton does it is this: He tees off twice, or even three times, off a tee, then gets out to the fairway and asks his playing partners which ball was his first shot. This is the shot he is supposed to play. Inevitably, his playing partners point to the ball closest to the flag, and often that is Mr. Clinton's second or third tee shot. A billigan is a do-over golf shot awarded by complicit fellow golfers who act as co-conspirators in the act of cheating.

Mr. Clinton was in an especially frisky mood the day he played at Pebble Beach, treating himself to 100 Billigans but carding an impressive 79.

Billigan by Golf maven April 25, 2005